My last name's Damm. People have occasionally called me VanDamme, or Jean-Claude, since I was a kid.
Ever since I grew a beard and longish hair, the guys in the kitchen at work have been calling me Chuck Norris.
Now that I can rock a pony-tail, one person at work is calling me
If I get someone to call me Michael Dudikoff, I'll have hit for the cycle.
Update: The kitchen is now calling me Lorenzo Lamas, which is pretty killer. They love Renegade, but are unfamiliar with the Snake Eater movies!